The Big Bang Theory 完整片头曲全新版视频

icecream / 设计分享 / 12.19.09

推荐给N多人的一部美剧,里面几个天才随口就能说出近乎玄妙的理论把你搞的迷迷糊糊,又能把你搞的笑破肚皮,把书呆子的形象发挥到极致了已经,他们还经常吃中国菜,哈哈。现在连铃声都是这首主题曲,我对这声音比较名感。

歌词:
THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait…
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
“Since the dawn of man” is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It’s expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won’t be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it’ll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they’re catching deer (we’re catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
中文翻译
我们的宇宙曾处于炎热致密的状态,
然后大约一百四十亿年前它开始膨胀。
等一下……
地球开始冷却,
自养生物开始繁殖,
尼安德特人发明了工具,
我们修建了长城(我们修建了金字塔)
数学,科学,历史,探解奥秘,
那都是是从大爆炸开始!
“自从人类出现”其实并非那么久,
因为每个星系的形成的时间都比唱这首歌的时间还要短。
在不到一秒的时间里各种元素产生了二足动物开始直立行走,
恐龙们遇到了天灾它们尝试逃离但是太晚了它们都死了(他们都被冻死了)海洋和泛古大陆(OTL)
这都是由于大爆炸引起的!
它正向外膨胀但是终归一天它会使星系向内运动不断塌缩,
我们到时早就不在,
所以不会痛的是最好不过的图像,
那将导致一次更大的大爆炸南猿(最先于非洲发现的灵长类化石)
一定觉得我们很烦人
讨论不休而他们正在捕捉野鹿(我们在捕捉病毒)
宗教或天文,微软百科,申命记(旧约之一卷)全都从大爆炸开始!
音乐和神话,爱因斯坦和占星术全都从大爆炸开始

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